There’s a reason they consider hounds Man’s Best Friend. What’s more, in the event that somebody or something were to ever endeavor to interfere with a man and his canine, it wouldn’t be a pretty circumstance. That is the reason when small time’s better half gave him the final offer of picking among her and his steadfast fuzzy companion, he was shocked.
The man and his partner had been dating for four years and were ready to move in together when she blindsided him with the demand. He had a decision to make, and the answer hit him immediately.
So he took to Craigslist to make a post “MY girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her. She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell! So… anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!” How funny is that? What a perfect answer!